Serious consumer advice for motorists.
Apologies for my silence recently. I have no wifi and am trying not to cripple my phone bill.
By the way I had a massive clear out of blogs I follow earlier this week so if I’m still following you - congratulations! That means I made a conscious decision that I really enjoy the stuff you post.
how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
a friendly tip: if you feel the urge to self harm get an ice cube and hold it in your hand for a while. it relieves the compulsion in a less destructive way. therapists have used this with their patients and i have tried it myself it works pretty well
Okay wow this is now my favourite post on Tumblr. Signal boost into infinity.
My mom’s a therapist and she recommends this to people all the time
you lost your faith in humanity? wow really?
have you watched 45,000 people simultaneously control one pokemon game and get to the fourth gym?
believe in humans.
they released the starter
this is my favorite photo of john green <333
this is Steve Buscemi on an episode of 30 Rock… not John Green
I don’t mean to embarrass you but you’re totally completely wrong
also, there is absolutely no show by the name “30 Rock” since it’s illegal for television shows in America to begin with numbers I can’t believe you didn’t know that lmao idiot
Hmm really? There’s 8 Simple Rules (for dating my teenage daughter) and 90210.
The writers for 8 Simple Rules got arrested and they’re currently in jail for even attempting to give a show that title and the creator of 90210 got deported and is on the FBI’s most wanted list for creating a show entirely with numbers how do you not know THAT lmao you are way too stupid to be on a computer
sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
One of the most astounding mysteries of the world is this ancient tile pattern in Greece, dated to about 1,500 B.C.
It was little more than a curiosity until 2008 when its resemblance to a QR Code was recognized. First photographed in 1871 by the British Antiquities Society, they were known as the “Chinese Box Tiles” owing to the closest thing anyone had seen to the strange pattern. Little was known about the titles except that they were installed along with other beachfront roads on the isle of Igrigoria in ancient times.
In was in 2008 that QR codes became popular enough that a traveler recognized the tiles as bearing an unmistakable resemblance to the computer code which had only been developed 3,500 years after the tiles were first laid. It was another two years before anyone with a QR capable phone traveled to the island to attempt a capture.
The mystery only deepened when the phone was able to recognize the code, which lead to the original Nyan Cat video on youtube.
Alright, what fucker went back in time?
are you fucking serious so many people have reblogged this and yet it is from “facts I just made up”Do your research
These are the heroes of our generation.
THE SIXTH ONE FROM THE BOTTOM IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF
ME TOO HE DESERVES AN ACTUAL AWARD AND THAT TEACHER SHOULD BE FIRED
Sometimes I just miss these four so, so much.
and then I start crying
Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.
His stunt double is having the best day
Flawless Responses to a Wrong Number Text
You’re out of the quartet.
im a grill